Or a sign to tell visitors where to check in.
I've simply told visitors I was too exhausted to talk.
"In a town like this, there's been a number of changes over the years," he told a visitor.
"I been taking care of it like a baby," he told visitors.
And all, it seems, are eager to tell visitors, particularly Americans, what they think.
Just days before his death, he told a visitor, "My conscience is clear."
Most folk don't take it as truth, but it's the one we usually tell visitors.
The mosque's head guard told a foreign visitor to leave immediately.
"People will want to pray and ask God for protection," he told a visitor.
Ministry officials explained that they simply wanted to stop telling visitors what to do.