Any red-blooded American boy would have found his heart beating faster at the sight of such a fish.

"Th' ideel o' ev'ry one hunnerd percent, red-blooded American boy!"

What else does a red-blooded southern boy do but cook out?

But one blowhard father bragged, "Nothing my boy did was anything that any red-blooded American boy wouldn't do at his age."

Any normal red-blooded American boy wants to live in a tree house and trap his own food.

"Nothing my boy did was anything that any red-blooded American boy wouldn't do at his age," Mr. Belman said.

Why would three red-blooded American boys be champing at the bit to visit Paris?

V) He did what any red-blooded boy is supposed to do when he's riding in a buggy in Central Park.