I don't think you'd be making such wise cracks then, no matter how well you were paid.
He is extremely laid back and is full of wise cracks.
"I've heard some wise cracks around town," he told Nobby.
I know critics who, thinking up a wise crack - wait happily for a book to come along to apply it to.
She expected him to get mad or make some wise, smart-mouthed crack.
Not finding her here was not only exactly what they expected, but gave them a chance to make their wise cracks.
And did any writer ever get off a wiser crack about losing one's talent than Reggie Jackson's?
Robo has a developed sense of humor, and makes numerous wise cracks at his foes' expense.
He cracks wise, is a master of ironic understatement, and loves to push people's buttons.