But the police would be apt to arrest the assassin a whole lot faster if he was wearing polyester at the time.

"Dear," she said in a motherly way, "nice girls don't wear polyester."

I don't wear polyester, which makes the search harder.

And the next thing you know, Venus was wearing polyester.

All I know is I'd better not wear polyester.

The play is about some woodland creatures whose lives are upset when a group of witches wearing polyester come to town.

"No, we just like wearing polyester," he said.

Prepare to pay up - or wear polyester.

I'd be dead if I had been wearing polyester when I was shot.