All of the humans who don't want to wear these things can be free!

Do you think I want to wear long hair like a woman?

"The chief wants us all to wear one," a friend said the other day.

And nothing else she really wanted to wear, at any rate.

"I certainly never thought I'd want to wear one of these again."

They just want to wear pretty clothes and have someone take care of them.

Well, maybe I don't want to wear the same things everyone else has.

But I didn't want her to wear the same thing she wore to school every day, either.

She might even want to wear it on the plane.

"You would not ever want to wear this to work."