The odds get even worse when the woman's Google hits outnumber the man's, as when Jennifer Lopez fell for a waiter named Ojani Noa.

After being assigned a waiter named Luigi, the group re-christened itself "Luigi Board".

We waylay a waiter named PATRICK at the dining room door.

It is also "some decadent," as a waiter named Ronald remarked to us another evening as we reveled in yet another rich dinner.

In any case, Mr. Cunanan moved into a modest pink-and-white stucco apartment building with a platonic friend, a waiter named Erik Greenman.

The atmosphere was relaxed, though the service, provided by a waiter named Ernesto, was elegant.

Molina tells Valentin about his love: A waiter named Gabriel.

A waiter named Smitty, an old acquaintance of Alex's, is an expert card-counter, so he is staked to a high-limit blackjack game by the guys.

"You will never have to listen to a waiter named George give you the specials again," Ms. Feeney said.

Another waiter named Ping-Pong came by, pushing a silver tea service on a rolling cart draped in a table cloth.