twonk

I could have stood and chatted with the old twonk all day.

You aren't really making fun of anyone though Marty, you are making yourself look like a twonk.

I haven't seen anything to indicate that Louis isn't a massive twonk)

Prince Charles is a Pitting Twonk of the highest order.

Ed Milliband will look like a useless twonk.

I admit Sting's a bit of a twonk, but I am on his side on this one.

The seal on the shower door popped with a twonk, and she eased backward over the raised sill, into the stall.

T'pitches are that way, you dozy twonk."

Bugger what some twonk with his raspberry/gooseberry/oaky/smoke overtones thinks.

Other British slang words commonly used and popularised in the series include "dipstick", "wally" and "twonk", all mild ways of calling someone an idiot.

The next time some twonk queries the use of my blue badge they're going to get one of my artificial legs shoved straight down their bloody throat.

He is a totally unelectable, incompetent twonk..... who is only leader because the unions threatened to withdraw funding if his vastly more competent brother was elected.

They include "Plonker", "Wally", "Twonk", "Dipstick", "Tart".

Full employment is a myth, some people are just bloody useless, and you get more worth from paying those you already employ more than hiring some twonk for minimum wage.