It is an idea that has made her the talk of Texas politics, though as an officeholder who insists she is absolutely unnecessary, the political equivalent of a two-headed cow.

It has also been keeping tabs on the Abominable Snowman, two-headed cows and flying cats.

Made old Mr Ripley's Siamese twins and two-headed cows look positively normal by comparison.

You're a freak of God, no different from a two-headed cow I once saw in the carnival.

This is the guy who compared me to a two-headed cow.

The halls of mounted stuffed animals are as disgusting as any such collection, but this one features extra oddities such as a two-headed cow and a nine-legged goat.

"People want to know if you've ever seen two-headed cows, that sort of thing," she said, and laughed.

"Have you ever seen a two-headed cow?"

He could make two-headed cows, make the rains come, find people who were lost, make children be stillborn, make strong men weak and make their women leave them.

His work for the fantastical folk tale "The Talking Eggs" likewise features a convincing-looking two-headed cow with horns like corkscrews.