"Right, and she treated me with about as much respect as a turkey baster."

"You got tired of being a turkey baster, so you hung your wife?"

She pulled a turkey baster out of a bag and loaded it with parrot mush.

"Well, your mother was a troll, and you were fathered with the aid of a turkey baster!"

Water is typically added and removed with a turkey baster.

A turkey baster absent without leave can be a good thing if it keeps us focused on what matters.

When fish is done, use a turkey baster or spoon to discard any accumulated liquid.

And maybe I'll poke out my eye with the turkey baster.

After all, the world will not survive through turkey basters alone.

These friends then line up around the bucket with the turkey basters on opposite sides.