The entry is through a delicatessen, and although a sign promises 16,000 exhibits, many are chips used at one casino or another.

A sign on the door promised a "great new dining experience for Carnigie Hill."

A sign at the front of the museum promises "a hands-on celebration of imagination," and that's what our group got in two hours.

A sign on the plate-glass door promised the tastiest sandwich in town.

A sign at the foot of the hill promises houses "With Cable!"

The sign, in Spanish, promised lottery information inside.

The sign out front and the menu boldly promise "trendy fusion cuisine."

A sign in the grass across the road promises that a high school will be built, but people are not sure when.

A sign at the entrance promised death to the people who opened it.

It shut down in 1997, but a sign promises a future restoration.