Naval officers act as scout masters for sea scouts.
So why did he feel like a harassed scout master besieged by an entire troop of ten-year-olds?
Robbie dresses up as a scout master to teach the children how to be Lazy Scouts.
He served as one the first Scout Masters for the local Boy Scouts.
At an anti-Clinton rally last week parents said their children would be exposed to homosexual scout masters if the Democrat won.
Dexter picks up the fallen mike and runs with the story, which includes an exclusive interview with the maniacal scout master.
An officious, bespectacled scout master... March felt his hands tightening on the steering wheel.
He wears his old "Camp Grizzly" t-shirt (which barely fits him) and a scout master's hat.
He served as a branch president, a counselor in bishoprics and stake presidencies, and as a scout master for a total of 27 years.