"Mr. President," she interjected, "I think it is important to add that the most recent communiques have become increasingly bizarre."

In recent communiques the rebels have renewed pledges to avoid attacking United States personnel or installations.

"I had a big burden on my conscience," the sender wrote, calling another unspecified recent communiqué "also a fake e-mail."

She had received no recent communiques from the Praetor, but that in itself was nothing to be especially concerned about.

"Please play back the most recent communique from Earth."

In its most recent communique, the Wall Street protest umbrella group said:

All that was required now, Mironenko's most recent communique had said, was for Protorov to bring the generals proof of his power.

But the more recent communiqués show Al Qaeda's leaders in the comfort of a living room or office, set against bookshelves with religious texts.

Not only did he lead us to Rehoboth, a recent communique from him proved most enlightening and may have bearing on our two friends to the south.

Following are recent communiqués and statements from various meetings of the two groups.