The judge who held you in contempt said that you weren't a real journalist because your work had never been published.

Please don't tell me it took two proper real live journalists to write this.

Seems like a real journalist would do some investigation and provide context instead of focusing on Haavard's "findings."

Also, if you were a real journalist, what would you most like to go and investigate for a story?

Why, they all want to be accepted as journalists by real journalists.

This is what real journalists have been writing.

Sales shouldn't be of concern to a real journalist.

Are there no more real journalists left on planet earth?

Besides, it's a newspaper, and you're the only real journalist on the station.

The lecturers are not lofty academics: they're real journalists with knowledge of the business.