Once upon a time, in a far country, there lived a King whose daughter was the prettiest princess in the world.

I wanted this to be my tenth time, to insure myself, but the job was taken,' Count Sinyavin said to the pretty princess Charsky, who had designs on him.

But the pretty princess did not seem to understand, for she picked her roses quietly, and left him to fight his way in.

Pink and wide-eyed, with shiny glazed lips and neutral brown eyeliner, she was a vision of dewy polish, the pretty princess who still gets checks from home for her birthday.

Prettier than I am--and I'm the prettiest princess of my age in Europe.

He promised himself that the pretty blonde princess would have plenty more to weep about in the days and weeks to come.

I had done such a thorough job of obliterating her - the pretty and polite suburban princess I was supposed to be.

Remember those pretty princesses, kissing amphibians?

With high eyes, broad shoulders, an inability to grow out her hair, and her 5'9" height, Kiri makes a declaration at the age of four to become a prettier princess than Tohya, so that one day she can marry him.

The sidhe have all that, and that is why, my pretty princess, we have ruled the fey for millennia.