His pitiful excuse for a brain makes it impossible for us to reason with him.

The man, Sarah's ex-husband, was a pitiful excuse of a male.

She was, despite her best efforts, a pitiful excuse for a Starfleet ensign.

"Boy," he said, "that's got to be the most pitiful excuse for a body I've ever seen."

You're a disgrace to this family-a pitiful excuse for a human.

"What a pitiful excuse for a mother you are."

He'd gone on alert the moment she'd stepped out of the pitiful excuse for an elevator.

The only way that pitiful excuse for a Ferengi would actually kill him was if he died first from embarrassment.

"Have you loved anyone in your whole life besides that pitiful excuse for a man who was your brother?"

But she was blind in these woods, with just the stars and that pitiful excuse of a moon to show her the way.