"I filled a cemetery all by myself," he once bragged.

While America Online could once brag about being the easiest place to chat, that is no longer the case.

He once bragged of having spent "musical afternoons" with Julia Wallace.

He once bragged that he "had Madonna in the back of a limo."

He once bragged to a reporter that he could borrow money with little more than a business plan scribbled out on a napkin.

He once bragged of killing a cat, said another.

This on a show that once bragged about being outrageous.

Romney once bragged he's even more liberal than Ted Kennedy on social issues.

Lucy once bragged that she played Linus "like a pianist plays a concert grand."

An acquaintance once bragged to me about landing a temporary job at a sleep research clinic, where he got paid to sleep.