"Got a new girlfriend, she says there's not enough poetry in my views on garbage."
Not after wasting all this time and money on such garbage.
In fact, I think it can even grow on garbage.
Well, it turns out that we're actually pretty close to being able to power cars on garbage like banana peels and beer.
And eventually people are no longer eager to live on garbage dumps.
On garbage night, patrol the neighborhood for those big bags of leaves left out by other gardeners.
Or, perhaps, go wild in the fields here and try and live on what garbage you can steal until you're caught.
Future issues will include articles on the greenhouse effect, garbage, trees, oceans and endangered species.
She is sure that they would not want to sleep on garbage either.
One proposal would allow states to levy a $40 a ton tax on imported garbage.