I called my old mum to let her know I'm all right.

And now I'll never be able to quote my dear old mum to you again.

Would you really have put down dear old mum for me?

The old mum would know he didn't mean that.

My old mum used to take me to the fair there.

Get a chill and catch a cold, my old mum used to say.

'Looks like business isn't too good for old mum,' he reflected.

Anyone going to give my old mum a job?

As my old mum used to say - hell will mend them.

There's no side to me and I look after me old mum.