Huitzilopochtli, you old faker, your days of drinking human blood are numbered.

You've heard of our little organization, Wolfe you old faker?

Or would you rather play ball with me - and keep the old faker's reputation for saintliness unsmirched?

"Are you still using that old faker as an alias?"

You old faker, I thought - good for you.

The only relationship you've ever cared about was with an old faker who took you for a ride and dumped you when it suited him.

You lie and this filthy old faker lies and you know it.

"Let's hope the old faker's threats work," Bud said with a chuckle as they flew back to camp.

"And to think I ended up with a worthless old faker like you!"

Twitch, you're a pompous old faker, a stuffed shirt.