The narrator claims to understand what just happened, but does not explain, sending the game back to the title screen.
The narrator also claims to have acted in self-defense when the sheriff tried to shoot her or him.
The narrator claims that it was all part of the same German lust for conquest.
The narrator, fearing for his life, claims to be a doctor.
The narrator claims to have a disease which causes hypersensitivity in his senses.
The narrator claims that "such hours, though not usual, are nothing extraordinary in Paris."
The narrator claims that "your" suicide has actually become the beginning of "your" life story.
Rather, claims the narrator, it is a story about "appetite."
The narrator claims to find something comic in the end of Calloway's life.
The narrator claims that his food is unharmed, despite owning no ivory.