What modern Americans want to hear are luggage jokes.

The culture of the modern American is found in what they do and participate in.

Actually, modern Americans, in their calculations, stick to dollars and cents only.

You ever know a modern American who hasn't at least heard of Star Trek?

There is another theory about why modern Americans don't sympathize with people for dying.

Theory holds that the modern American is powerless to be appalled by anything for longer than 48 hours.

Unfortunately for the national character, many modern Americans behave as if they are from Missouri.

While perhaps unexpected, those emotions are not unusual, experts said, and are a direct consequence of how modern Americans live their lives.

The general rule in modern American is that big words drive out little words.

To interest modern Americans in love, you must talk hygiene and consumer goods.