And then, staring out the window through which his mother inexplicably threw his birthday cake when he was 5, Jones remembers the mom who was taken away to a mental institution.
Sixteen seconds later, he received his second gift from the Sabres when defenseman Jay McKee inexplicably threw a blind pass to LaFontaine behind the Buffalo net.
He ran it down, picked it up and inexplicably threw it again to Randolph.
He stepped on third - the correct play - and then inexplicably threw to second base.
But when Mulder's 1-1 pitch bounced in the dirt, catcher Ramon Hernandez inexplicably threw to second, trying to nab Johnson advancing on the wild pitch.
"You feel helpless," said Robinson, who held the ball in his hand, then inexplicably threw to first base as Shane Mack slid home from third to give the Twins a split of the two-game series.
White, a multiple Gold Glove winner, inexplicably threw to third base an apparent attempt to get Reggie Jackson on a tag play.
Then Farr inexplicably threw two more balls to walk Gonzalez and force in Salmon with the tying run.
Then early this week, Prime Minister John Major and his Foreign Secretary, Douglas Hurd, inexplicably threw a fit.
Randy inexplicably throws a fit when he discovers what his son is up to and forbids him to take part in the band.