They remember the time that Dee said to Matthew that she would kiss him if he ate a horse turd.

Five-year-olds play with dead fish and horse turds, Chains.

"A lord of the horse turds is what he looks like," Bertram joked, lifting the jug to drink.

He pointed to the horse turds littering the yard.

Peter asks The Lord "Can you not make a Highland man out of this horse turd?"

He knew all about stepping in horse turds.

But a horse turd dirtied the bottom of a shoe, and maybe a bit of the upper.

I said,' Turlock repeated, 'that your black dog lobks like a horse turd.

The well-gnawed carcass of a chicken whirled through the air and missed Jorian; so did a horse turd.

You almost stepped into a pile of horse turds there, and didn't even know it.