One guy even claims to have put a hand through his side!
Where the guy claimed to have been healed by aliens.
Some guy claims his cousin's wife came home yesterday with a new baby she says is hers.
"Most guys I know who run public companies claim they wish they were me," he said.
That guy had claimed to be an advertising executive and didn't know the first thing about the agencies she brought up with him.
These guys claimed you could water ski on it.
"One guy claimed he did the rape and slashing," the official said.
One guy claimed he wanted to drink the blood of his son's playmate.
She could have turned it over to another company, the big guy claimed.
The guy back there claims he doesn't know any more than that.