In the next room, by the dentist chair, he found the remains of a Mexican lunch: chips and salsa and a cold taco.
He didn't find chips, but in the first room and near the door he found a marble coffee table holding the remains of some other munchies.
"We're finding chips of flint," he said.
You can even find whole-grain chips and waffles.
I'll try tinkering with it, but I'm sure I'm just going to find cracked circuit boards and loose chips.
In a city which has access from some of the planet's best seafood, finding decent fish and chips is surprisingly difficult.
But we found the fish and chips swimming in grease.
Many early chip companies were wiped out in the aftermath; those that survived did so by finding other chips to produce.
The last time I was here, the boys behind me were discussing where in Ibiza to find the best fish and chips.
"You'll find isolinear chips in the media drawer."