'Lord knows that the stuff they print is dull as ditch water; it can't be hard to write.'

So Brian tried and the result was dull as ditch water.

In every other category it's as dull as ditch water, and it's got plenty of that.

He put the Volunteer into service, and firefighters manning its pumps could shoot a stream of ditch water four stories high.

He's good-looking in his way, but dull as ditch water.

But I've got work to do, and I didn't run across any ditch water.

I am embarrassed to make decoctions and to mix them with synthesized ditch water.

It filled, almost instantly, with icy cold ditch water which smelled pretty rancid.

Harry watched with his knees in ditch water.

The coffee at Counter-Terrorism was ditch water, and he had been poleaxed twice.