The completely cynical spin: He hated people and portrayed them as savages because they deserved it.

The cynical spin: We owe it all to human sacrifice.

The cynical spin: The numbers require either tax hikes or budget cuts.

The cynical spin: This is the first interesting story of the playoffs.

The fully cynical spin: He'll make millions playing in Europe.

The cynical spin: That's what House moderates were ready to do a month ago.

The cynical spin: The suit will help American's competitors attract investors.

The cynical spin: It's a conflict between whites and blacks.

The cynical spin: Anyone can succeed if he stops wasting his energy on others.

The cynical spin: The way these investigations go, the tip is all we'll ever see.