So is the fact that celebrities don't necessarily get first pick of the scant 20 tables.

While celebrities get to take a pass on some of life's unpleasant experiences, no one has immunity against heart attacks.

I've seen some major celebrities get very poor medical care because of these issues.

Today's celebrities, take note: you're nobody until you've got a patent.

Nicholas Parsons also investigated how much a celebrity can get away with.

Unfortunately, the celebrity gets it into his or her head that people across the Pond may not have heard all the bad stories.

Once the celebrity has gotten over being woken they have a fun interview.

What is it like going to a school where celebrities got taught?

Maybe black stuff is still so suspect that we need celebrities to get reference books.

"But trust me," he added, "there are times when celebrities don't get in."