"Many angels have helped this book come into being," one author declares.
In truth, the authors declare, one could hardly expect otherwise.
The authors declare they have no competing financial interests.
"I don't know what he was citing," declared the puzzled author of that report, which said no such thing.
The author declared that the Crown was the symbol of national unity.
"Most of the time he was an actor reading lines, who didn't understand his own programs," the author declares.
Making the choice to reduce the deficit is more difficult than anyone seems to admit, the authors declare.
There is "little evidence," the authors declare, to support this bipartisan conclusion.
In the preface to the next edition of his book, the author declared that this was the best criticism the literary world had ever seen.
The report's authors declare they are acting to protect free speech.