"Gianni Versace was a great friend to all of us," an announcer intoned.

Then an announcer intones: "The energy crisis is real.

"Here's to men," the announcer intoned, "to guys who want to spend more time having fun and less time in the men's room."

An announcer intoned their names as if these mannequins were movie stars.

"If you can stand up to really mean people," an announcer intoned, "maybe you have what it takes to be a princess."

"Nowhere is it written an airline lives forever," an announcer intones in a commercial that starts the campaign.

The announcer solemnly intoned that there was no word on whether the men would survive.

"The Blair family," the meet announcer would intone, "has just added another skater."

The show ends only when an announcer intones "Grandma has left the building."

"Fight back, America," an announcer intones at the end of the commercial.