Yesterday, a new Miss Subways was crowned, just in time for the 100th anniversary of the subway system tomorrow.
Yesterday's event was attended by 18 former Miss Subways.
"People eat much more sensibly today than when I was Miss Subways."
Miss Subways reacted like a setter on point.
But everyone is in pursuit of Ivy, the elusive Miss Subways.
Nah, too much like that musical about how this sailor meets Miss Subways.
Right up there next to "Meet Miss Subways" was an ad for a secretarial training school.
In 1957 it was estimated that "5,892,000 pairs of eyes a day" viewed Miss Subways on "14,000 car cards".
The Miss Subways I wanted to be was the airplane pilot.
Miss Subways became one more game to decipher, one more code to crack.