Once upon a time there was a Jersey girl maybe.

Maybe it wasn't such a bad thing to be called a Jersey girl.

A Jersey girl had a job and was smart, but also knew how to cook.

Let's face it: the Jersey girl gets the last laugh.

"I always knew you were a Jersey girl at heart," he replied.

Being a Jersey girl, she said, guarantees that you have it all.

Which brings us to the main requirement for every Jersey girl.

Not the sort of thing a Jersey girl ordinarily did, but what the hell.

Well, actually two missions: to do some shopping, and to search for Jersey girls.

It's too bad, since the authentic Jersey girl is worth celebrating.

Once upon a time there was a Jersey girl maybe.

Maybe it wasn't such a bad thing to be called a Jersey girl.

A Jersey girl had a job and was smart, but also knew how to cook.

Let's face it: the Jersey girl gets the last laugh.

"I always knew you were a Jersey girl at heart," he replied.

Being a Jersey girl, she said, guarantees that you have it all.

Which brings us to the main requirement for every Jersey girl.

Not the sort of thing a Jersey girl ordinarily did, but what the hell.

Well, actually two missions: to do some shopping, and to search for Jersey girls.

It's too bad, since the authentic Jersey girl is worth celebrating.