tae ScoE

"What do ye think happened tae the real sacred heart?"

If ah wanted a ride ah'd go tae a prostitute.

He'd been down tae Brixton to score some gear and had stayed away all night.

"Sweet mother in Heaven, what did ye say tae the lass, brother?"

The wifey goes up tae the council fir a hoose.

Ah swear tae ye now as Ah live and breathe.

"Well, what happened tae the real diamond, then?"

We were heading tae these places oan a shoplifting spree.

So we went tae the Wimpy for a Coke n some chips.

What's happened tae the big fit sportsman then?

Ah started going tae a few clubs straight to watch the DJs and see what they did.

Ah'm now relegated tae the same status as Begbie's bairn.

- Ah'm just going tae the toilet, Nina replied, indignant.

"Ye'll grow used tae the smell," he promised bitterly.

Ah listen tae the voice ay experience.

Ah complete the order, feeling shattered and debased, and depart tae the kitchen.

Eh even goes tae the Bandwagon sometimes.

- Mind wi went tae the National at Aintree.

I couldnae get used tae the silence.

An' when Ah return Ah'll be returning tae a world of which Ah'm a member.

Ah cannae go tae the door.

The morning wisnae pleasant, but it wis a picnic compared tae the eftirnin.