squits BrE
squirts AmE

I had a migraine, a fever and the squits.

Haven't you got rid of those squits yet?'

I got the squits.'

'You'll have stomach ache and I'll have the squits,' said Doomsday.

Mate: "The squits!

He got the squits all the time, twenty-five or thirty times a day; his Neandertal nurse patiently cleaned him up, but he could see there was blood in the liquid mess.

'Yes,' she said, 'you were squits--so providential; and the butler made a penholder out of the wood; it wouldn't hold nibs, so I gave it to Con for school, and he cursed me.

"I remember the Bush twins when they were just little squirts."

"No, the other stuff is white and it comes out in squirts."

Here he was, doing his job, keeping the squirts busy.

The stream slowed and, after a few short squirts, finally stopped.

Look at the way he braces those squirts in Infantry!

"He did the ice right after the Squirts finished practice.

That test area is going to be crawling with trigger happy young squirts.

But midway into the first period, the squirts found their legs and attacked.

"Well, then, tell him and the rest of those squirts to file outta here."

Just three simple squirts in the right places will do the trick."

And Squirts family then apologizes for not believing him before about his new friend.

Squirts allowed the boats to get vertical even in flat water.

"Have the crew man the squirts," said the trader softly to the chief.

Body jargon and hormone squirts, these begin to get at communication.

"This makes it creamy," he said, letting go with two short squirts.

She squeezed the trigger, aiming several squirts over her shoulder.

There were so many millisecond squirts being sent that the computer could do little to separate them.

"We can't dodge those long, or shoot them down with squirts of water."

His feet were spattered with yellow squirts of the bloody mess.

Squirts of ink, it turns out, can do much more than blind a pursuer.

It featured tiny squirts, not the jumbos in other dishes.

Its rear-gunners had been taking hopeful squirts at him even before he came within range; now they stopped.

Sometimes they know more than the young squirts."