"Skeeve the Magnificent has arrived," he announced.

"I thought I heard him call you Skeeve when he went to fetch your drink," she gushed.

Skeeve it is," the cabbie agreed easily.

I've got to have a few words with Skeeve in private.

Skeeve has changed a lot in the years I've worked with him.

Just how do you figure that Skeeve here is a problem?

How much time do you want to spend looking for a room, Skeeve?

Even at three hundred a month, Skeeve here is your best deal.

Skeeve don't worry about not being able to find the right words.

You're the only one here who was along the last time Skeeve stopped this particular army.

You must be the one Skeeve was traveling with before, she said.

We all know Skeeve here has a long way to go in the magic department.

You've got to remember though, Skeeve, that whole amount isn't just for you.

Just wanted to see if Skeeve was ready for a spot of breakfast.

Seriously, Skeeve, if you aren't going to eat anything, why are we here?

Maybe we should have been suspicious when Skeeve here told us there were no police.

I'm afraid my contract only calls for one wish, Skeeve.

Seriously though, Skeeve, your problem is that you dress like a kid.

One thing, though, Skeeve, if you don't mind a little advice?

Now you know that the forces of darkness are no strangers to Skeeve!

I think we should get out of here, Skeeve.

If nothing else, Skeeve here has full power to implement whatever changes he thinks are necessary to bring things in line.

You're sweet, Skeeve, but we were going to be honest with each other, remember?

I just don't like the idea of your taking on this chore alone, Skeeve.

Frankly, Skeeve old boy, in many ways he reminds me of you.

In exchange, you want Skeeve here to use his skills to save your kingdom.

Skeeve had a system that had worked for him before.

So what does that have to do with the Great Skeeve?