shlong slang

Also known as the shlong, since it is both short and long.

Had a shlong the size of a Wiffle bat.

And I ain't talking about my shlong.'

His shlong settled to neutrality.

It's a dolphin shlong, Charlie.

He had to cart the engorged shlong three times into the bathroom and, on a face towel monogrammed with a fanciful S, fiercely discharge his heat.

He seemed to be getting quite a lot of infrared rays on his circumcised but otherwise unsurprising SHLONG.

Can remember coming to a party here, but not this kind of party with three white preppies and a black guy has a shlong the size of a python.

So happy is she that the freezer bag isn't on her head anymore, she will even accept black Richard's big shlong again, if he would like to bring it over right this minute.

Cohen: "My God to be so nimble and so hung, like Heifetz on the fiddle with his shlong that dog is, and hung like Johnny Stompanato to boot."

The other two didn't know such a thing had happened although later they saw a lot of blood running down the inside of her legs and figured it was the black guy with his big shlong had hurt her somehow.

"When that thing closes he'll have a purple shlong that ..." His eyes widened and he clapped a hand over his mouth; he was obviously trying to stop his sudden acquisition of motormouth linguistics.

Lying on his bed, smoking a Robert Burns, he noted that he had been carrying all this while, and in spite of more immediate emotions and preoccupations, an inflated shlong, as she called it, and all because of her.