lanoline

No one capable of tragedy could have married Mrs. Lanoline."

"It's just formaldehyde and methanol with a trace of lanoline oil--as common as chicken soup.

"It's Mrs. Lanoline."

"There's Mrs. Lanoline, too," Helen yawned.

Beautiful as I am, my modesty is even more remarkable than my beauty, and never, never has Mr. Lanoline rested his eyes on mine.'"

Mrs. Lanoline had risen out of the abyss, like a faint smell, a goblin football, telling of a life where love and hatred had both decayed.

"But what an extraordinary - " "I said, 'My good Mrs. Lanoline, we have some grave misunderstanding here.