kazoo
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But I can say it works something like a kazoo.

But there are other reasons to buy a kazoo, if not to play it.

The band's sound is distinguished by their use of kazoos.

There are an estimated 15,000 kazoo bands in the country.

The Kazoo factory has tried to make sure its product keeps up with the times.

"I would imagine a base like this is wired up the kazoo."

Take the whole pot and shove it up your kazoo.

"Everyone knows somebody who has some kind of musical talent, so why not ask them to bring their kazoo?"

If I'd had a kazoo in my purse, we could have made some funky music together.

The audience kazoo part is for 50 men and 50 women.

Sure, but will it sell a book about kazoos?

The most popular, now as always, is the submarine-shaped kazoo.

In this program, kazoos will be given to the children in the audience to play.

Jake's voice was lost like kazoo sounds in a wind tunnel.

He took a pretty hard fall when they dropped him and got a couple of hardwoods up the kazoo.

She also has toys like tambourines and kazoos for kids who want to make their own music.

A musical piece, conveyed by performing it on a kazoo.

It is also an anagram of the English word "kazoo".

"He'd get a little ensemble of kazoo enthusiasts together and play.

This gives Punch a vocal quality as though he were speaking through a kazoo.

You're supposed to put sour cream on top but that just seemed like calories up the kazoo.

Contains a sample of "Beethoven's 5th" played on the kazoo.

Then Robert does a step (or, in the case of the 2006 revival, plays two bad notes on a kazoo).

Students would play "Hail to the Chief" on kazoos when he walked past.

All that can be done on a kazoo?