But that fat bastard was about to smack you one across the face.
I wanted to bring that fat bastard to you so you'd know the truth.
"But you are a fat bastard who sent his family away on the only boat and left the rest of us to die."
"Not if you've got a great big hole in the back of your head, you fat bastard."
She should have told the fat little bastard to sod off, but her heart wasn't in it.
The fat bastard was probably in the bathroom reading a comic book.
A life for a life, the fat bastard had said.
He rather hoped the fat bastard did exist, in some form or other.
"He was a fat bastard who couldn't swim fast enough."
He'd find the fat bastard if it took all night.