crocked

It is where they dump crocked officers really.

'But that night doctor was very crocked.

Wednesday lost 2-1 at home to Coventry and convinced Francis that he needed a stop-gap replacement for his crocked goal ace.

He loved the Arctic: "It's great up here - I don't get as crocked [drunk] in the cold."

I had no right to be alive, the surgeon had said - but he had made a pretty good job of my crocked leg and mangled arm.

But the quality of the entry - the world's best minus the crocked Andy Roddick - should guarantee plenty of competitive encounters, even in the early round-robin stages.

Because crocked footballers have taken one for the team, they've earned the right to prod, rub, bandage and, most importantly, discuss their ailments - at length - in the changing room.

The Aussie alchemists have turned Kewell from a glass limbed accident waiting to happen into a poster boy for Men's Fitness since he left Anfield for Turkish club Galatasaray - and Benítez wants some of their miraculous stardust to sprinkle on his crocked striker.

Once his thrust and pace has gone, 50% of his game goes with it If I were Galliani i'd get shut sooner rather than later, he pulled off a masterstroke in selling the crocked Kaka to Madrid for an obscene amount, he know Milan had got the best of him.