cockstand

Barney's face felt hot and he had a major cockstand.

There are a great many more pleasant ways to get a cockstand, if ye ask me.

"Well, you're speaking to the only man in Scotland who has a terrible cockstand at sight of a plucked chicken."

"Fighting gives ye a terrible cockstand, after.

Lets get a cockstand, boy--or aren't you able?

A belted plaid, though, could hide a multitude of sins-or at the least, a dirk and pistol-let alone a random cockstand.