Talk about being as thick as two short planks.

Her head felt as thick as two short planks and hurt like someone was hammering on them.

Her mother sounded as thick as two short planks, and she clearly didn't care much about the child anyway.

She's as thick as two short planks, she's got a dirty mouth.

None of it was her fault; she'd always thought she was as thick as two short planks.

"He's as thick as two short planks," Benelek grumbled.

Kantor was right; in this case, Caryo had been as thick as two short planks.

As for Beyonce, you KNOW she's as thick as two short planks right?

You can be as thick as two short planks but I mean if you haven't got enough food in your belly you're gonna be wanting to do something about it.

Like so many of the people Chadwick had met and interviewed over the past couple of weeks, Skelgate was as thick as two short planks, but this would play to Chadwick's advantage.

Dr Paul Hayes who's tutor in modern history and politics at Keble College in Oxford said it would create an appalling precedent bringing students, as thick as two short planks to the University.

But, oh what times I have lived in, where many critics of the past were as thick as two short planks, which translates into French, I believe, as "Épais comme deux planches à court."

And if you hadn't put the idea into her empty head that she was capable of earning her own living when it was as clear as daylight she was as thick as two short planks, none of this would have happened.'