deaf as a post
as deaf as a post
deaf as a doorpost
as deaf as a doorpost

"I was always deaf as a post for a week or two afterward."

You've been deaf as a post on that side for a couple years."

He's as deaf as a post, but he has two eyes in his head.

She's deaf as a post and we'll have to split our throats to make her hear at all.

Well, she used to sort of keep shop for him, she was deaf as a post!

Deaf as a post with the curiosity of a thick plank.

Deaf as a post you are, and getting deafer every day."

"Once I step out the door, I'm deaf as a post."

If I wasn't deaf as a post in one ear, some of those flushes would be seen.

I hope old Block is as deaf as a post!'

Deaf as a post, me,' burbled Ernie, who in some ways was a very quick learner.

My mum is as deaf as a post without her hearing aids, and with them can hear a little better.

"Right, starting with the ambassador, only he can't speak a word of Japanese and he's deaf as a post.

He realized he was deaf as a post.

We're deaf as a post when the geblings cry out to each other."

She's as true as steel and as deaf as a post.

Now you'll get it, whatever you want, blind as a bat and deaf as a post!'

Bink is deaf as a post, but his voice over the phone is strong, clear, and cheerful.

"Only the concierge, and he's as deaf as a post," said Louise very sensibly.

I'm deaf as a post.

By the way, don't worry about our driver - Fred is nearly as deaf as a post, you can say what you like.

I was as deaf as a post through flying without a helmet, and I felt as though my eyes were full of oil.

I won't talk in front of Block if you don't want me to, but it's quite plain he's as deaf as a post!'

Old Lord Penhurst, deaf as a post, had his ear trumpet to his ear.

'Deaf as a post,' she said.